Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Another incident of Shaastra 2007

i greet the verry few readers of my blog.

This is another incident belonging to the same times of one year ago.

before i start with the story, i feel that it is important for the readers to know that the Narmada hostel mess hall is being used as the dining hall for Taramani guest house, and hence, obly, it has a security sitting/sleeping there.

time: 9pm
ok, we have had grub. Let me introduce a third character.....SR. this chap has bought some balloons and balls....small, pingpong balls....a large number of them. and we are in the Hifunda coords' room. the time has arrived...we have decided that a good way to burst the balloons is to tie a thread, wet it with petrol, ignite it, and let go. THEORY COMPLETE.

time for action: 11pm
we blow the balloon, put in the balls....we go looking out for a bike/luna parked near hostel/gurunath/wherever from which we can cult some petrol.....mind you, security is sleeping..everywhere..

time:1am
idont remember how, ...maybe BAT helped (real identity concealed) but we do have half a bottle petrol with us. we now climb over the mess hall and get near its entrance...we are quite sure that the road will be deserted and dark......we dip the thread in petrol.....unfortunately, i passer by TNR fellow sees us but just gives a stare of Bulbing (what the tuck are junta doing behind a closed gate with balloons....at late night??) we are too excited to care.....

we light the thread and see some fireworks( but here this fire doesnt work)...all of us get back to the HiFunda coord's room ..dejected

Also, the previoius morning, the large metal frustrums have failed because one HiFunda coord goofed up his fluid mechanics fundaes.....he forgot that turbulence exists!!

All these failures result in one thing:

final day of shaastra, time 4.30am:
we have put a night out..you know where...pasting smalllll stickers on the pingpong balls....and one HiFunda coord suddenly starts playing a video...Junta are surprised!!! WhatTheTuck !
we are all waiting for things outside to become visible.....understand ppl....

time:5.30am:
GD (yippieee) and I take a big bag each full of these balls......go to ICSR. we see there a few arbit junta doing arbit stuff....we stroll around as if we are some out station participants.....and finally, we get into all sponsors' stalls and empty the bag of balls...we also try to flood menlo park with those balls.....

even though a couple of junta have see us, we walk away innocently and head to mess for the much awaited breakfast..

during one of these days, GD, who is also a QMS(read TNR) vol, has put n nightouts, crashes during a shower....LOLmax..

2 comments:

Devathi said...

Ummm... have you ever tried being non-engineering-student-friendly? O_o

Needless to say that I didn't comprehend a word. Lol.

I rest my case.

akhil said...

@devathi: this is IIT lingo....