Between friends

Two room neighbours have been talking about their girlfriends all night long. Early in the morning, they see a freshie going to take bath.

As typical in IIT, people do not behave in socially acceptable ways.
"Dude, the freshie is coming"
"Ya....so, what was I talking about? Once I saw a lazy chameleon"
" Oh! How do you know it was lazy?"
" It did not change its color man!!"
" ha ha ha hoohohoo......why is this freshie taking sooo long to enter his room .....a***ole....."

They hug eachother.

"Macha, the privacy of the wing has been lost, now that freshies have come to stay here.. pain..."


" Dude, shall we dance?" They hold one hand, the other is around the waist.
" Wait, its the other way round"
"Ya....you have Saarang workshop fundaes, so... as you say" They change the position of their hands.

One step left, one right. They look at each others' faces and stare for 3-5 seconds.

"NAAAAAAAAAAAHH"
"NAAAAAAAAAH"

In shock, they let go of eachother, and move metres apart.

"Dude, I dont think I will ever look at your face again"
"You are not my girlfriend"
"Neither are you a female"
" Moral of the story: we are not gay"
"Yeah....we are not"